Smonk

It's 1911 and the townsfolk of Old Texas, Alabama, have had enough. Every Saturday night for a year, E.O. Smonk has been destroying property, killing livestock, seducing women, cheating and beating men, all from behind the twin barrels of his Winchester 45-70 caliber over-and-under rifle. Syphilitic, consumptive, gouty, and goitered - an expert with explosives and knives - Smonk hates horses, goats, and the Irish, and it's high time he was stopped. But capturing old Smonk won't be easy - and putting him on trial could have shocking and disastrous consequences, considering the terrible secret the citizens of Old Texas are hiding.