The Rise of Greg (An Epic Series of Failures, Bk. 3)

The world needs a hero. He'll have to do.

Thirteen-year-old Greg Belmont never wanted to be a hero - the chosen one - with a legacy or a destiny or whatever. But ever since he learned he's really a fantastical Dwarf with powers beyond his wildest dreams, that's exactly what everyone expects him to be.

Now Greg finds himself on an epic quest in search of a powerful amulet, said to control the very essence of magic, which he hopes to use to prevent a war with the Elves. His former best friend (and current arch-enemy), Edwin, is also trying to find the amulet, and if he reaches it first, he and his Elven army will seize the world's magic supply for themselves.

Meanwhile, a rogue faction of Elves is marching on Chicago, intent on destroying the Dwarven capital. Can Greg and his friends beat Edwin to the amulet and make it back in time to stop the battle and save the Dwarves? Or will epic failure strike once again when it matters most? Find out in this hilarious and action-packed conclusion to An Epic Series of Failures.