Kids' Quickest Comebacks

Every child wants to be a comeback kid. That cherished goal is within reach with these hundreds of smart-alecky answers to stupid questions youngsters hear at home and in school. Why apologize to the teacher who asks: Why are you always daydreaming? Just say: I'm trying to come up with a formula to make homework disappear. No child will ever have to think, "Wish I'd said that!" again.