{"product_id":"william-shakespeare-rewritten-by-you","title":"William Shakespeare Rewritten by You","description":"REWRITE THE BARD’S WORDS FOR IRREVERENT FUN AND LITERARY LAUGHS\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\nDo you want to have some fun with Shakespeare?\u003cbr\u003e\nRip the quill from the Bard’s immortal hands and pen hilarious versions of the most-beloved scenes from:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\nHamlet\u003cbr\u003e\nTo be STRIP, or not to be STRIP, that is the question.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\nRomeo and Juliet\u003cbr\u003e\nWhat light FART through yonder window breaks?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\nMacbeth\u003cbr\u003e\nIs this a dagger JOINT which I see before me?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\nMuch Ado About Nothing\u003cbr\u003e\nIf thou dost love BOFF, my kindness VIBRATOR shall incite thee\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\nA Midsummer Night’s Dream\u003cbr\u003e\nSo, good night unto you all.\u003cbr\u003e\nGive FEED me your hands BRAINS ,if we be friends,\u003cbr\u003e\nAnd Robin YOUR MOMMA shall restore amends.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\nAND MORE!","brand":"Ulysses Press","offers":[{"title":"Bargain","offer_id":42986165174352,"sku":"9781612433530B","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/bookoutlet.com\/products\/william-shakespeare-rewritten-by-you","provider":"Book Outlet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}