{"product_id":"what-on-earth-an-alien-s-guide-to-fixing-britain-9781529431445b","title":"What On Earth? An Alien's Guide to Fixing Britain","description":"\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eThe much-needed manifesto by the Sanest Politician in the Entire Cosmos, from capping the price of croissants at £1 to taking over Downing Street.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time' \u003cspan style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eIndependent\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGreetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and three-time British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Britain.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's not that I want to do this - you need me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state. And of all its messed-up nations, the British are particularly deranged.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn this book, I share my story for the first time, my political beliefs and even the occasional recipe, in return for a reasonable - nay, bargain - amount of Earth currency.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI also provide an alien's-visor-view of your past, so that you can learn from past mistakes. This isn't the first potted history of Britain ever to be committed to print, but I can guarantee that compared to any others, mine will be the most accurate. If anyone cares to argue about that, which one of us has had access to a time machine?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo settle down, grab a beverage, and let's make your planet Count.","brand":"Quercus","offers":[{"title":"Bargain","offer_id":42821789352016,"sku":"9781529431445B","price":4.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/8173\/5760\/files\/9781529431445-l.jpg?v=1785885148","url":"https:\/\/bookoutlet.com\/products\/what-on-earth-an-alien-s-guide-to-fixing-britain-9781529431445b","provider":"Book Outlet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}