{"product_id":"i-have-a-bad-feeling-about-this-9781402284557b","title":"I Have A Bad Feeling About This","description":"\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eWilderness survival tip #1\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eDrinking you won sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that, but they were just trying to find out if you'd really do it.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eWilderness survival tip #2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eIn case of an avalanche, don't despair. You're doomed, but that's a wicked cool death.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eWilderness survival tip #3\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eIf you're relying on this book for actual survival tips, you're dead already.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eHenry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors—but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003eStrongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the \"camp Director\" is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Sourcebooks","offers":[{"title":"Bargain","offer_id":42819849814096,"sku":"9781402284557B","price":6.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/8173\/5760\/files\/9781402284557-l.jpg?v=1785877617","url":"https:\/\/bookoutlet.com\/products\/i-have-a-bad-feeling-about-this-9781402284557b","provider":"Book Outlet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}