Parasites Like Us

After trashing his cherry '72 Corvette, illegally breaking into an ancient burial site, and snacking on 12,000-year-old popcorn, Hank Hannah finds that he's inadvertently unleashed the apocalypse. Hank, a professor of anthropology back in the days when there were still coeds to ogle and now one of only twelve humans still alive on earth, decides to record the last days of human civilization for whomever - whatever - might replace us.