Perfect I'm Not: Boomer on Beer, Brawls, Backaches, and Baseball

Spend five seconds around David Wells and it becomes abundantly clear that Boomer marches to his own heavy-handed, highly amplified drummer. This is a guy who once head-butted his own major-league manager, who nearly came to blows with George Steinbrenner, and who has survived street fights in San Diego, police altercations in Chicago, and a diner dustup in New York City. Perfect I'm Not gives readers an unprecedented, all-access pass to every major league stadium in the country, providing a first-person perspective of life on the diamond, as well as an uncensored, warts-and-all guide to life inside locker rooms, bedrooms, hotel rooms, dugouts, buses, planes, restaurants, and more.