{"product_id":"the-tw-t-files-9781405947275b","title":"The Tw*t Files","description":"\u003cb\u003eIF YOU LOVE DAWN, YOU'LL LOVE HEARING ABOUT ALL THE TIMES SHE'S BEEN A COMPLETE TWAT . . .\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBUT.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual twat is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion twat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn \u003ci\u003eThe Twat Files\u003c\/i\u003e I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter twat. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. In my life these have been key because:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMistakes tell us about ourselves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMistakes tell us about others.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMistakes are hilarious.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMistakes expose our flaws.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMistakes show us ourselves honestly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMistakes are gloriously human.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive twat you \u003ci\u003ealso\u003c\/i\u003e are.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLet's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThat would be perfectly twatty.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e'This woman is a national treasure' \u003ci\u003eMail on Sunday\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e'Dawn French is a wonderful writer' \u003ci\u003eDaily Mail\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Penguin Books","offers":[{"title":"Bargain","offer_id":42821059280976,"sku":"9781405947275B","price":7.49,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/8173\/5760\/files\/9781405947275-l.jpg?v=1785882181","url":"https:\/\/bookoutlet.com\/en-ca\/products\/the-tw-t-files-9781405947275b","provider":"Book Outlet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}