Life Sentence

There are a thousand books for the bride. Now there's one for the poor sucker walking down the aisle next to her. Up until now, preparing for marriage was a lot like preparing for death: You didn't know what was ahead, and there was nothing you could do about it anyway. "Life Sentence" changes all of that with honest, guy-to-guy advice and counsel - which is why it's the one book women will hide from their boyfriends, fiancés, and even husbands. For grooms ill-informed and ill-prepared for wedlock, this book offers advice on: how to act excited when it comes time to register for china, crystal, and other useless items like a fish platter; how to sneak away to watch a ball game on television; how to look interested when your wife tells you how her day was; how to survive an overnight visit from the in-laws; and more.