{"product_id":"do-your-laundry-or-you-ll-die-alone-advice-your-mom-would-gi-9781492635154b","title":"Do Your Laundry or You'll Die Alone: Advice Your Mom Would Give if She Thought You Were Listening (Funny College or High School Graduation Gift for Da","description":"\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003eA no-nonsense, hilarious, and brutally honest guide to adulting!\u003cspan style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e Do Your Laundry or You'll Die Alone\u003c\/span\u003e is here to provide you with the advice your mom would give if she thought you were actually listening.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo matter how hard they try, parents never have time to teach their children everything they need to know before they leave home. Luckily, Becky Blades has compiled the best tidbits of advice into one thought-provoking, conversation-starting book that she wrote for her first-born daughter as she was preparing to leave home for college.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCovering everything from posture to finances, with a hint of motherly sass, \u003cspan style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eDo Your Laundry or You'll Die Alone\u003c\/span\u003e is beautifully illustrated and the perfect funny graduation gift for daughters leaving the nest, or anyone in your life who could use a little bit of coming-of-age common sense. Lined pages at the back of the book allow space for you to leave your own thoughtful messages.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA sneak peek at Mom's advice:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMarry smart. Don't marry for money. Beware of marriage advice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePark in the shade in the summer and in the sunshine in the winter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere's nothing worse than a smart girl who acts dumb.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003eThe perfect bridal shower, graduation, back-to-school care package, or just because gift for women and teens!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\"Finally, a wise, witty book with some straightforward answers to life's complex questions.\"—Oprah.com\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"I got a big kick out of Do Your Laundry of You'll Die Alone.\"—Gretchen Rubin,\u003cspan style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003e New York Times\u003c\/span\u003e bestselling author of \u003cspan style=\"font-style: italic;\"\u003eThe Happiness Project\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"A great book to give your daughter or niece or Godchild before heading off to college.\"—Michigan Mom Living\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Sourcebooks","offers":[{"title":"Bargain","offer_id":42822157926480,"sku":"9781492635154B","price":7.49,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0592\/8173\/5760\/files\/9781492635154-l.jpg?v=1785886725","url":"https:\/\/bookoutlet.com\/en-ca\/products\/do-your-laundry-or-you-ll-die-alone-advice-your-mom-would-gi-9781492635154b","provider":"Book Outlet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}