I Ate All Your Cookies (And Other Things You Wish You Could Tell Your Kids)

Finally, a hilarious book of things you'd love to say to your kids, but can't. Things like, 'Santa isn't real. I'm the idiot who stayed up all night putting together that bike' or 'When you twirl around and say, 'are you watching?' the answer is usually 'no.'' You might not actually tell Junior that his finger paintings are awful, but you CAN laugh along with this book, knowing that you're not alone with these thoughts.