Fiona and Sasha have struck gold. Better than gold: a limited-edition Typhon DeLeon Vaultander™ doll.

This molded lump of plastic is worth more than some planets. All they’ve got to do is find a nerd with deep pockets and they’ll be set for life. And they know just the nerd.

Enter Eden-5, home to an equally bloodthirsty mix of billionaires and bandits. To survive long enough to offload the loot, Fiona and Sasha will have to use every trick in the book (plus other tricks not found in books). We’re talking hijinks, lowjinks, every jinks.

But just as the deal’s about to go down, a certain Mechromancer crashes the party, looking to murder the collector.

This is not the cushy retirement Fiona was promised.