Gym, Tanning, Laundry: The Official Jersey Shore Quote Book
- Author: Doret, Wenonah (Edt)
- Binding: Softcover
- List Price: $11.99
- Our Price: $2.99 USD
- Qty Avail: 84
These are rules to live by—G.T.L., baby!
“My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy, and live my life.”
“I feel like this job is beneath me. I’m a bartender. I do, like, great things.”
“I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me, it’s cool in the beginning. We do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a roller coaster ride to hell.”
“Let’s go tanning. If we got a little time, maybe we’ll go to the gym and then get ready for tonight. You need that color—a little touch-up on the paint job.”
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